Triple hopped and now served in a vortex bottle?  The scientists at Miller are always seeking out ways to improve their award winning beer (2006 Best American Light Lager at the World Beer Cup) and they have really hit a home run with this latest advancement in brewing technology.   This new vortex design is sure to cause widespread panic with customers rushing to stores for the opportunity to wrap their lips around this 12 ounce ribbed wonder and pour some of Miller’s man made liquid down their throats.

Soon enough, after perfecting their product, maybe with the addition of a built in robot to help you consume the lager, nations will come together to sign a world peace treaty.  Sources also confirm that after adding cancer curing elements to the product, the government will consider eliminating the drinking age in the U.S. for those consuming Miller Lite only.

Only those with a Ph.D. can possibly dream up what will be next for the greatest beer on the planet.  Us simpleton’s will surely keep our eyes glued to their million dollar commercials waiting for additional life altering features to be added to this national treasure.