A visitor to the website spotted a rhino getting hammered off of home brew and tranquilizer darts and submitted this video to me.   If you are able to capture a drunk rhino in the wild, please send in your footage of these tame beasts.  If you ship me a live drunk rhino, I will give you a t-shirt.*

* contest rules: You must pay for all freight associated with sending the rhino.  Rrhinos must be postmarked before 8/16/2010 at 12 PM CT.